International House of Pancakes/Sex

     Last night I was surrounded by a lot of sex. Like, everyone around me was having sex and I could hear it. It was kind of the worst. 

     My friend's parents were gone and so she decided that it'd be the perfect weekend to have a bunch of our friends spend the night and get drunk off of Franzia and Mike's Hard Lemonade because we're tough.  We arrived at around 6:30 pm and immediately started drinking, our first mistake. We grilled out and ate the juiciest bratwurst I've ever had. People got sloppy quickly.

     I started feeling sick so I got into a bed and ate crackers. 

     At around 11:30 pm I started hearing my friend moaning and then a lot of sex. Just a lot of sex. I just wanted it to end because I was hearing it like it was happening next to me. I don't understand. Maybe the house had a vent that connected to the room I was in and the room they were in. It was just really, really uncomfortable. 

     It's fine, though, we went to IHOP for breakfast.