I was talking to my friend recently about when it is acceptable to poop at your boyfriends house. She told me about the order that apparently everyone besides me knows:
First, you enjoy their company. Then, you love them. It's only after you love the person and you're sure that they love you that you can poop at their house.
I never knew that there were rules to things like this...
My other friend, Abigail, told me that she believes that you have to fart in front of the person first to be able to poop at their house. "Baby steps," she said. Maybe it's just me, but I would much rather go to the bathroom behind a closed door at my boyfriends house than fart in front of him. Ladies have so many rules... The only rule that I truly stand by is:
Always hit on a wingman.
Just think about it.
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